470 yards from a old man win or lose is good stuff.
I'm curious to see if Joe will receive offensive player of the week.
We'll see Wednesday
We'll see Wednesday
The Bengals are the first team to score 38+ points in back-to-back games and lose both since the 1966 Giants.
How am I not consistent?
You do realize I'm trolling when I say Jake Browning is better than your golden boy, right? I mean… you can't actually be that dumb.
Although - not totally off-base. Most halfway decent QBs would put up video game numbers with those diva WRs.
Let's be real: JoeyB is the NFL's version of a moody indie band - hot one week, absolute elevator music the next. That's why your Bengals keep missing the playoffs. Dude's allergic to consistency with as much clutch factor as a Tesla in a blackout.
In baseball terms, a "quality start" for QBs is 28 points. If your QB gives you that and you still lose, that's on the defense and coaching. Period. End of stat sheet.
Sorry, Avo - your boy stinks. Possibly the most overrated QB in NFL history. I’ve seen more leadership from a Roomba.
But hey, if the Bengals are gonna lose while scoring 42
… please bring back Jake Browning. I miss her so much! 
They should tank 
Burrow is incredible. He is too good for the Bengals franchise, plain and simpleHow am I not consistent?
You do realize I'm trolling when I say Jake Browning is better than your golden boy, right? I mean… you can't actually be that dumb.
Although - not totally off-base. Most halfway decent QBs would put up video game numbers with those diva WRs.
Let's be real: JoeyB is the NFL's version of a moody indie band - hot one week, absolute elevator music the next. That's why your Bengals keep missing the playoffs. Dude's allergic to consistency with as much clutch factor as a Tesla in a blackout.
In baseball terms, a "quality start" for QBs is 28 points. If your QB gives you that and you still lose, that's on the defense and coaching. Period. End of stat sheet.
Sorry, Avo - your boy stinks. Possibly the most overrated QB in NFL history. I’ve seen more leadership from a Roomba.
But hey, if the Bengals are gonna lose while scoring 42
There is nothing diva about Chase or Higgins. They are the opposite of divas. Both are solid, team guys.
Every. Damn. Year. with Avo:They should tank
"The Year of Burrow!!"
Week 3: "2-1 baby, AFC's ours!" Week 4: “Defense is TRASH and O-line's plotting Burrow's next trip to IR!" Week 6: “Uh oh…Burrow tweaked his wonky ankle on that sack! Seems okay though" Week 8: "Oh SHIT... Burrow's calf exploded...again! Out for the season!" 
Week 10: “FUCK IT, TANK mode! Why didn't they do this sooner???? Fire Zac Taylor!"Same script. Different year. One of the Rx's longest-running annual comedy specials.
